99 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener by Brett Stern

By Brett Stern

It is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand without potential to open it. right here to the rescue is an imperative consultant that includes ninety nine how you can get the task performed speedy utilizing whatever and every little thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of desire. images and step by step directions for every procedure stroll thirsty readers throughout the artwork of starting bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient on hand implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, automated teller desktop, police automobile, and lots of extra. Cheers!

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After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand. In life, sometimes you don’t have the correct tool to complete a task. But with the easy-to-follow photographs and instructions in this book, you’ll be quenching your thirst in no time. As you use and apply these methods, you will soon recognize the possible variations, adapt them to come up with your own solutions, and attain the rank of Professional Beer Bottle Opener.

Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Stern, Brett. 99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener / Brett Stern. pages cm ISBN 978-1-4521-3259-4 (hc) ISBN 978-1-4521-3725-4 (epub, mobi) 1. American wit and humor. I. Title. II. Title: Ninety-nine ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener.

This is a work of nonfiction. The methods proposed are solely of the author’s vivid imagination and are to be used only as a guidance to open your beer. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Drink responsibly and in moderation. Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.

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