A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton

By C. H. Dalton

A hilarious examine the races of the world—capturing the proud background and shiny way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume

Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist reviews and a number one authority on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. within the grand culture of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he's on a undertaking to explain the reality approximately self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a brand new new release of hate-mongers. featuring proof that everybody might be hated (even white people), A sensible advisor to Racism comprises gleaming bits of knowledge on such matters as:
• the great existence loved by means of blacks, who shuffle via existence unhindered through the white man’s burdens, comparable to opposite racism and white slavery, to turn into finished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• the unhappy tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose whole popularity is sullied by means of their unlucky flavor for the blood of Christian babies.
• a detailed examine the unusual, sweet-smelling race referred to as “women,” who're no longer reliable at anything— specifically ruling the unfastened world.
• a very important guide to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're prone to blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with guidelines for telling aside a race of people that all glance an identical.

additionally incorporated is a finished word list of undying epithets, with hundreds and hundreds of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews. A useful advisor to Racism is certain to spark sincere, instructive discourse.

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Guy couldn’t paint a happy little tree to save his life. Also, contrary to popular belief, there has been a white president of the United States. In fact, there have been forty of them. The only non-white presidents were John F. 8. All three shamed the office with their frequent and lascivious congress with white women, and that is why there will never be another. And finally: Yes, Jesus was white as snow. SOUTHERNERS, MIDWESTERNERS, CALIFORNIANS, AND POOR PEOPLE Those American whites not from the wealthy enclaves of the Northeast are a strange breed.

Everyone’s heard the stereotypes. 1. It’s true. Fig. 1. A typical Hispanic Hispanics play an important role in American society, doing the work that Americans don’t want to do, and secreting a pungent, waxy substance known as ambergris, which is used as a fixative in some expensive perfumes. An increased demand for cheap labor and high-end fragrances brings millions of Hispanics to the United States every year. And they squeeze out babies faster than the Latvians, so their numbers are only increasing.

THE WELSH These vowel-averse Druids are physically indistinguishable from other Britons, but they are also indistinguishable in other ways, as well. Only their names set them apart, like Llewellyn, Caerwyn, Gwyneira, and Tom Jones. And children apparently have a rather unique experience there during the Yuletide season. CANADIANS See appendix on Gays. THE FRENCH It is a little known fact that, despite their romantic culture, the French are born without sex organs. In order to reproduce, they release clouds of spores.

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